| Movie | The Departed |
| Nutshell | Moles in the Irish Mafia and the group investigating them wreaks havoc in Boston. |
| Good Things | LeoLeoLeo, Jack Nicholson, Anthony Anderson, Alec Baldwin, script and general kickassedness of entire film |
| Bad Things | Chase Edmunds, obtrusive blow sequence, Costello's disturbing wardrobe choices |
| Features | Matt Damon, Vera Farmiga, Martin Sheen, conflicted shrinks, Wolverine comics |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Brutal deleting, woman yelling out in theater when someone got whacked, overuse of Rolling Stones songs |
| Notable | I'm so glad I could see Leo kicking a bunch of ass in this since I might not be able to watch the movie where he has a South African accent. |
| Best Part | Mark Wahlberg. I know it's crazy but I loved him in this - booties, weird haircut and all. |
| Best Line | "Heavy lies the crown... sort of thing." |
| Crowns | 5 out of 5 |