Movie	The Deer Hunter
Nutshell	Vietnam-era drama about male friendship, Russian Orthodoxy and where the river actually goes.
Good Things	Everything except when the arterial blood flow gets really bad.
Bad Things	Animal slaughter, Viet Cong, Kessler Vodka, Gregorian Chants
Features	Meryl Streep, Robert DeNiro and Christopher Walken before they went all out of control, stock footage, John Cazale.
Uncomfortable Moments	Protruding femur a go go, hunting sequences, trapped steel worker in ball return mechanism
Notable	Christopher Walken was once a beautiful young girl.
Best Part	Singing part. Aaaaww...
Best Line	This isn't it at all. They changed it. Somehow they changed it.
Crowns	5 out of 5