| Movie | The Deep End |
| Nutshell | Navy wife/Supermom breaks every law to protect her gay son and her own denial. |
| Good Things | Beeyooteeful location on Lake Tahoe and beeyooteeful Goran Visnjic who is apparently on a tv show which I guess I better start watching |
| Bad Things | An eye-poppingly bad performance by Raymond J. Barry in a bolo tie, impalement of vaguely threatening gay clubbers, Oedipal mom, absent Navy father, doddering cliched grandfather, annoying little kids |
| Features | An excellent, yet extremely annoying, lead performance by Tilda Swinton, Reno, a cherry red Chevy Nova to die for, Jonathan Tucker, Peter Donat, Josh Lucas, carpooling |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Man on boy illegal love |
| Notable | Contains harpoon |
| Best Part | Goran Visnjic. Really the whole movie should be about him. He's great and very talented and I'm not just saying that because he's easy on the eyes and takes a harpoon in the arm really well. |
| Best Line | "Be quiet." |
| Crowns | 3 out of 5 |