| Movie | The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years |
| Nutshell | The Los Angeles Heavy Metal scene circa 1987. On the humanity! |
| Good Things | Aerosmith, Ozzy, Lemmy, Megadeth, Poison (oh come on - they're hilarious goddammit!), Faster Pussycat, Heavy Metal trailer trash beauty queens dancing in stilettos and ankle socks (remember stilettos and ankle socks?) |
| Bad Things | I don't care if you own a heavy metal club, you're still a dirty old man. Some seriously pathetic characters in this and more from KISS than anyone ever needs to hear. |
| Features | More jewelry, hair and scarves than you can stand. Seriously, you thought Steel Magnolias was coiffure-centric? Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Poison! |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Feeling sorry for the yummy Chris "W.A.S.P." Holmes's mom sitting by while he self-destructs in the swimming pool. |
| Notable | You know a movie is in trouble when it has to throw in Megadeth in order to end on a positive note. |
| Best Part | The post Sabbath/pre-incoherence Ozzy making breakfast and being funny. Aaaawww.... |
| Best Line | "Oh my God! Not more fog!" |
| Crowns | 3 out of 5 |