Movie	Death To Smoochy
Guest Reviewer	Pink
Nutshell	Someone wrote it better than me: "In the cutthroat world of children's television, Rainbow Randolph, the corrupt, costumed star of a popular children's TV show, is fired over a bribery scandal and replaced by squeaky-clean Smoochy, a puffy fuschia rhinoceros. As Smoochy catapults to fame - scoring hit ratings and the affections of a jaded network executive, Randolph makes the unsuspecting rhino the target of his numerous outrageous attempts to exact revenge and reclaim his status as America's sweetheart."
Good Things	Rated R goofy
Bad Things	No nudity :(
Features	Lots of good old fashioned cursing
Uncomfortable Moments	There is a funeral (not a spolier, this is given away in the first shot) and it's almost weepy. Thankfully it ends with a good line to laugh at.
Notable	Sheldon the sorta-retard. He steals the show.
Best Part	Rainbow Randolph coming out of jail through a crowd of reporters OR the Cock Cookies
Best Line	It's so hard to pick just one line, so I'll use three: "Heil Smoochy!" or "You better grow eyes in the back of your head, you horned piece of shit, because I'm not gonna sleep until worms are crawling up your foam-rubber ass! I'm goin' on safari motherfucker! SAH-FAR-I!" or "I cleaned up, all right...cleaned up half the poppies in Asia."
Crowns	5 out of 5