| Movie | Clerks |
| Guest Reviewer | Dan@conderman.com |
| Nutshell | 2 guys (Dante and Randall) run a Video Store and a Convenience store, and badly I might add. Everything that can go wrong for them does. |
| Good Things | Jay and Silent Bob are born. Lots of great one liners and conversation openers. (I use this material all the time to sound witty.) Good tunes. Black and White - yes this is a film, not a flick. |
| Bad Things | Slow in spots. Dante repeating "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" |
| Features | Kevin Smith's Genius, smokers, sluts, freaks, nerds, bad employees... all the things that make America great. |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Dante getting a ticket for selling cigs to a child and being told he could not contest it in any court of law - that sucked for Dante. |
| Notable | Jay and Silent Bob, of course! |
| Best Part | Dante finding out his girlfriend "Snowballed" William |
| Best Line |
"Try not to suck any dick on the way to the parking lot...." ( a man follows) "HEY YOU! GET BACK HERE!" (HAHAAHAHAHA! - ed.) |
| Crowns | 4 out of 5 crowns (slowness in parts sunk it) |