| Movie | Chuck and Buck |
| Nutshell | Arrested development and man love spurs a guy with a blow pop lamp to pursue his childhood friend. |
| Good Things | Acting, songs on soundtrack |
| Bad Things | Empty space on soundtrack makes it freaky. |
| Features | Acting screenwriters, children's theatre, manlove, death, record company weasels |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Roughly the first 96 minutes of the film |
| Notable | I loves me some Weitz brothers. |
| Best Part | Lupe Ontiveros as Beverly |
| Best Line | "It is what it is. I don't know." |
| Crowns | 3 out of 5 |