Movie	Chinatown
Nutshell	Vain gumshoe gets his nose snipped and tries to find out what this has to do with the L.A. "river."
Good Things	Jack Nicholson, John Huston, aggro Valley farmers (!)
Bad Things	San Pedro fisherman is a wife beater in a yucky tank top :(
Features	Point Fermin, Roman Polanski, Catalina and Echo Park
Uncomfortable Moments	You know.
Notable	Robert Towne's script has made life hell for every screenwriting student ever
Best Part	Literal sacrificial lambs at City Hall.
Best Line	To tell you the truth I lied a little.
Crowns	5 out of 5