Movie	Children of Men
Nutshell	In 2027 Britain, amid civil war, Clive Owen tries to take the only pregnant woman on earth to safety.
Good Things	Clive Owen, Alfonso Cuaron’s direction, wowee zowee camera moves, Julianne Moore, Pam Ferris with cornrows, loads of cutie pie pets
Bad Things	Bleak view of the world in the very near future
Features	Michael Caine, Claire-Hope Ashitey, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Danny Huston, Charlie Hunnam as Mr. Supahbad, suicide kits
Uncomfortable Moments	Caged foreigners, Pam Ferris’s beat down
Notable	Alfonso Cuaron’s sensibilities mirror mine to a T. Clive Owen covered in kittens running through futuristic London? ALFONSO, I LOVE YOU!
Best Part	Scene acknowledging that Clive Owen is a catnip toy and may be utilized thusly
Best Line	"That's your ear cells dying. You'll never be able to hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while you can."
Crowns	5 out of 5