| Movie | Chicago |
| Guest Reviewer | Alpha Zebra |
| Nutshell | Ambitious girl winds up in hot water over death of lover, takes full advantage of situation from behind bars. |
| Good Things | Academy Award nominees Renee Zellweger and Queen Latifah, Academy Award winner Catherine Zeta-Jones, Rob Marshall's brilliant adaptation of the musical, John C. Reilly singing Mr. Cellophane, music, costumes, choreography, dancing, art production, cinematography.... |
| Bad Things | None I can think of |
| Features | Actors not known for musicals stepping up to the plate and knocking it out of the park |
| Uncomfortable Moments | The girl I saw this movie with seething with envy over everything about the delicious dish that IS Renee Zellweger |
| Notable | Queen Latifah stealing the show with her big number, then John C. Reilly stealing the show with "Mr. Cellophane" |
| Best Part | Renee Z. playing mannequin on Richard Gere's lap for the press -that is a difficult thing to pull off well, and the two of them were transcendent. |
| Best Line | "When you're strokin' Mama.... MAMA'S strokin' you!" |
| Crowns | 5 out of 5 |