| Movie | Chicago |
| Guest Reviewer | Philly Mo Dee |
| Nutshell | Women behaving badly behind bars, tabloid journalism, jury manipulation - all done to a beat you can dance to. |
| Good Things | Everything. Catherine Zeta-Jones (who I hate) is scary good. Awesome jailhouse tango. |
| Bad Things | Richard Gere can also sing & dance. It just doesn't seem fair. |
| Features | The aforementioned Gere & CZ-T, Renee Zellweger, Queen Latifah, Mya, John C. (or is it Michael?) Reilly, and just the right amount of Lucy Liu. More sequins, flappers, and sass than you can shake a rainbow flag at. I'm fairly certain a lot of ginchyness. |
| Uncomfortable Moments | I'm totally straight and I'm raving about a musical. |
| Notable | Finally, someone has learned how to film a dance number. |
| Best Part | Jailhouse tango |
| Best Line | If Jesus Christ had met me and had had $5000.00 let's just say things would've turned out different. |
| Crowns | 5 out of 5 crowns and a big gay snap |