| Movie | Bring It On |
| Nutshell | 60% Cheerleading competition, 20% Teenage Girl Angst and 20% Love Story with Clash Fan makes it the best movie since Armageddon. |
| Good Things | Kristen Dunst, Cheerleading, The Clash, Gymnastics, bedhead |
| Bad Things | Bitchy cheerleaders, not enough hair bows, a little out of control with the basket tosses. |
| Features | Some Donny Osmond-looking guy, a man driving a Suzuki Samarai, Cal State Dominguez Hills, a kickline, Rancho Carne High School (HAHAHAAHAHA) |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Cal State Dominguez Hills, bloody scene - ew. |
| Notable | I am going to have that Toni Basil "Mickey" song in my head for at least the next four months. |
| Best Part | Toothbrushing scene and the choreographer. |
| Best Line | So is that like your band or something?" "The Clash? |
| Crowns | 5 out of 5 crowns, 2 basket tosses and 4 cartwheels |