Movie	Bridget Jones' Diary
Nutshell	An alcoholic slut waffles between her slutty boss and a fey lawyer.
Good Things	Hugh Grant. I know he's supposed to be unlikable and the man not to choose but it's Hugh Grant for crying out loud and the whole movie falls in the shitter as soon as you want me to suspend disbelief enough to think for a second that he's not a - if not the - ideal man.
Bad Things	Extremely terrible lame ass girl music, questionable outlook that boozing and slovenliness are evidence of self-actualization
Features	Colin Firth, Renee Zellwegger, Honor Blackman, Embeth Davidtz
Uncomfortable Moments	Bridget Jones in a micromini and see-through blouse at work.
Notable	Alcoholic sluts tend to love this movie. If someone is going on and on about how great this film is, please watch yourself. I worry about you, you know.
Best Part	Hugh Grant looks more and more like Stephen Malkmus every day.
Best Line	Fight!
Crowns	2 out of 5