| Movie | Bowling for Columbine |
| Nutshell | Michael Moore's entertaining, laugh riot investigation into American fear. |
| Good Things | Not too hippie or kneejerk anti gun - whew! |
| Bad Things | Newscast montages and miscellaneous Charlton Heston badness, Kmart thing - okay a little out there, bank scene staging? |
| Features | Charlton Heston, Dick Clark, Canadians, ex-Coloradoans Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Chris Rock, Marilyn Manson, and blood |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Weeping school principal |
| Notable | Make fun of Dick Clark all you want, but if you saw Michael Moore approaching you'd hightail it out of there too. |
| Best Part | South Park meets Schoolhouse Rock. |
| Best Line | "Thank you for not shooting me." |
| Crowns | 5 out of 5 |