| Movie | The Bourne Identity |
| Nutshell | Hipster spy thing in which a man is washed up on a French beach with his memory missing but his very scary black ops skills and training intact. |
| Good Things | Matt Damon, a locals eyeview of Paris, finally a good car chase |
| Bad Things | Offed landladies, kids and animals in danger |
| Features | Corfu, earthy fishermen, a lot of wiping down everything to get rid of fingerprints, Brian Cox, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Gabriel Mann, Walt Goggins, and Julia Stiles as, apparently, the French Police |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Chris Cooper eating every bit of scenery. I think they were trying to make his long office dialogue scenes more dynamic but I was worried he was going to have a heartattack. |
| Notable | The sound effects are so LOUD. I know it's supposed to make Bourne seem super badass when the body blows are really loud but GEEZ it sounded like the world was ending every time he hit someone. |
| Best Part | Franka Potente. She's such a star. |
| Best Line | "Nobody does the right thing." |
| Crowns | 4 out of 5 |