| Movie | Blow |
| Nutshell | The rise and fall and fall of Boston George Jung. Of the Escobar Jungs. |
| Good Things | Different film stocks used for each phase of story keeps the epic scope from being overwhelming. Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz even as a psycho with a stupid name, Ray Liotta as a stellar dad, California Girls, Bobcat Goldthwait (!), Max Perlich as a weasel, character named "Big Tuna", costume design, Paul Reubens and his ear jewelry, Jordi Molla and his blue eyes |
| Bad Things | Soundtrack is a little hackneyed. Wasn't there already a film with Ray Liotta about a coke dealer that used "Can't You Hear Me Knocking"? Johnny Depp and Ray Liotta in fat suits. :( |
| Features | Franka Potente, Penelope Cruz, Rachel Griffiths, hotel from "Heartbreakers", disco dancing |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Shrill mom, gratuitious director cameo, father/son bonding scenes that bring film to a screeching halt TWICE |
| Notable | Every single women in the film is absolutely stark-raving mad. Rachel Griffiths makes the mom in Ordinary People look like Shirley Partridge. |
| Best Part | Two words: the wigs. |
| Best Line | "Get my camera, Sven!" |
| Crowns | 4 out of 5 |