Movie	Big Wednesday
Nutshell	Only John Milius can make a movie about three surfing buddies and somehow include jump boots and berets.
Good Things	Lee Purcell in pigtails, bitchen swells, Bear Boards, brief history of El Caminos Seriously, how much would you pay for a Schlitz shirt like that today?
Bad Things	Hippies, Property Damage
Features	Patti D'Arbanville, Robert Englund, North Shore, Ian Cairns, a mock up of the Malibu wall
Uncomfortable Moments	Near brawl in audience when some members would not stop shouting "Hang ten! Yeah baby! Wooooooo!!!!!!!"
Notable	Jan Michael Vincent and Gary Busey with all their marbles, William Katt pre-cape
Best Part	Crashers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best Line	Stick it. LIFEGUAAARD!
Crowns	5 out of 5