| Movie | Beat |
| Nutshell | After her gun enthusiast husband is busted for heroin, Joan Burroughs flees with him to Mexico to live in a slum and reject the advances of his cute and recently paroled journalist friend. Then her husband shoots her and writes a book called "Junkie." |
| Good Things | Pardon? |
| Bad Things | And Keifer Sutherland as William S. Burroughs |
| Features | No Owen Wilson, thank God. |
| Uncomfortable Moments | 99% of the time Kiefer Sutherland is on screen, especially if he's got the hat on. |
| Notable | Makes Beatniks look about as exciting as hummus. |
| Best Part | Courtney Love gets shot in the head. |
| Best Line | Drive carelessly. You know. Drive without a care. |
| Crowns | 1 out of 5 |