| Movie | Angel Eyes |
| Nutshell | Sad but good story about a cop and a trumpet player finding peace in an imperfect world and love with imperfect people |
| Good Things | Jennifer Lopez, James Caviezel, story, direction, cop stuff, cute dog |
| Bad Things | Domestic violence, car crashes, death, J. Lo. getting harassed by arrestees |
| Features | Sonia Braga, Jeremy Sisto, Victor Argo, Terrence Dashon Howard, Shirley Knight, Monet Mazur, gangsters who call everyone "dawg" |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Sudden out of the blue trumpet playing scene |
| Notable | Movie supports my theory that correlates furniture buying with emotional growth |
| Best Part | Officer Jennifer Lopez. Seriously, she's very good in this. |
| Best Line | I don't look very good in hats. |
| Crowns | 4 out of 5 |