| Movie | America's Sweethearts |
| Nutshell | Singing in the Rain, only bad |
| Good Things | John Cusack, some funny jokes, Catherine Zeta Jones doing her best beauty queen schtick, Seth Green continuing his objective of appearing in every movie released in 2001, and though it pains me to say it - Christopher Walken |
| Bad Things | Larry King, Billy Crystal, Hank Azaria in a performance that will no doubt cause him to be assassinated soon, oh yeah isn't Julia Roberts in this? |
| Features | Stanley Tucci - the man most frequently voted number one person we are over, Hal Ashby jokes, cute dawg, Alan Arkin doing the same role as Gross Pointe Blank, character named Kiki, Julia Roberts in a fat suit |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Hank Azaria - he is a true horror in this |
| Notable | Revolution Studios logo looks like an effect from an old Quantum Leap show |
| Best Part | John Cusack doing the John Cusack thing |
| Best Line | "I'm pulling out the prickers!" |
| Crowns | 2 out of 5 |