Movie	Alpha Dog
Nutshell	Nick Cassavettes’ based-on-a-true-story film wherein a suburban drug dealer kidnaps a debtor’s little brother and his teen gang flails around until there’s no way out of their predicament.
Good Things	The sheer wiggeryness of it all, Justin Timberlake (I know!), Emile Hirsch, Amanda Seyfried and her big Lilly Kane eyes, Heather Wahlquist
Bad Things	Bruce Willis, Shawn Hatosy, weirdo bookends
Features	Ben Foster being 100% batshit insane, Dominique Swain, Alex Kingston, Harry Dean Stanton, Alan Thicke (!), Lukas Haas, Janet Jones Gretzky
Uncomfortable Moments	Sharon Stone in a fat suit
Notable	Johnny Truelove is a great substitute name for Jesse James Hollywood.
Best Part	Counting the witnesses in titles on the screen.
Best Line	"You don't look stolen."
Crowns	4 out of 5