| Movie | A.I. Artificial Intelligence |
| Guest Reviewer | Dawn |
| Nutshell | The future of robots...robots that can feel and love. Now, imagine this... robot... a child. |
| Good Things | Haley Joel Osment. If he doesn't get an Oscar, and Tatum O'Neal did... well, it ain't fair. He doesn't blink. He doesn't. |
| Bad Things | Being encased in ice for 2000 years, that would be cold. The mecha slicing/dicing salad shooter and the icky Flesh Fair. |
| Features | The mean mean "real" boy. If those futuristic things can make a flying car, read minds and recreate memories, why the heck can they only bring somebody back for 24 hours? |
| Uncomfortable Moments | Chris Rock as a robot. Robin Williams' voice as Dr. Know. I WANT TO SUSPEND MY DISBELIEF. The weird futuristic "aliens/robots". Mommy SHOVING David in the woods. |
| Notable | The flying car of the alien/robots. The walking/talking/thinking supertoy bear. Gigolo Joe's "crick" in his neck, that plays cheesy muzak. |
| Best Part | Finding Mommy. |
| Best Line | "I found you." |
| Crowns | 4 mecha crowns, but 5 for HJO |